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Steve: So let me get this straight, the platform is IN the wall.

Pepper: Yes, exactly.

Steve: So, if only wizards can go through the wall, what about, like, objects?

Pepper: Well, everything goes with them.

Steve: Even the non-magical books and stuff?

Pepper: Sure.

Steve: That makes sense, cause they’re owned by the wizard. Okay, thanks!

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Thor: THIS HAT OF SORTING DOES NOT ONLY BASE ITS DECISION ON WHAT IT BELIEVES IS THE RIGHTFUL PLACE, BUT ALSO TAKES INTO ACCOUNT YOUR TRUE WISHES AND DESIRES?

Pepper: Yeah, which is why Harry is in Gryffindor

Thor: I AM QUITE FASCINATED BY THESE ‘HOUSES.’ I FEEL THAT I WOULD BELONG IN THE HOUSE OF GRYFFINDOR

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Steve: Pepper, why do Slytherin and Hufflepuff not have animal names in them, when Gryffindor and Ravenclaw do?

Pepper: I don’t know. I always thought Ravenclaw made the most sense, because ravens do actually have claws.

Pepper: Well, talons, but you get my point.

Steve: I do indeed. So, what house do you see yourself in?

Pepper: I haven’t really thought about it, to be honest.

Steve: I think you’d be in Ravenclaw. You’re really smart. Or maybe Gryffindor, because you have red hair and it takes a lot of guts to run Tony Stark’s company.

Pepper: That is really sweet of you, Steve. i see what Tony means about the apple pie thing.

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Thor: I AM QUITE ENAMOURED OF THIS LUNA CHARACTER.

Pepper: I thought you would be. She seems like she would be a friend of yours.

Thor: IS THIS TALE BASED ON A TRUE OCCURRENCE?

Pepper: What, no! Oh, Thor. Thor, Thor, Thor. Has no one taught you what fiction is?

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